jesusniptits:

I dyed my hair last night and this morning I woke up and it looked like somebody murdered a dangan ronpa character

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(Source: snazziest)

multipack:

do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

coolstoryno:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

I UNDER STAND

Someone explain this frealz

i understand

vvaddles:

i dont have a gag reflex i have a swag reflex

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

mrs-loki-hiddleston:

acutepencil:

I did not order this box of cat.

HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE

loganocchio:

nymeses:

evilfeminist:

treachherous:

mylovelybrighteyes:

Good job south campus. If only these were all over the place at school #rape #sexualassault #help #911

Completely true. The hospital didn’t make me do anything that I wasn’t comfortable doing.

Rainn.org is a great way to get help after trauma

I didn’t know any of this information. :( But I’m glad I know now!!!

Signal Boost!!

the-sonic-url:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

(Source: roselanoodle)

biscuitlikeboundlessness:

an ouran highschool host club dubstep remix called kiss kiss drop the vase

we-are-unicorns-i-swear:

kpohtheminecraftian:

lactose-andtolerant:

this fucking show

fuck physics

i question every kids show nowadays but i never questioned this when i was little

(Source: couragethecowardlyfan)

screamopolarbear:

best-of-funny:

X

Sooooooo…. twerk team anyone?